7 Crazy Things!!

May I preface this by saying...Keli you suck!! JK. Contrary to popular opinion I have a very busy life. :)

Apparently I have been tagged. This means I now have to tell you 7 crazy random things about me........

1. I can only sleep on the right side of the bed. No matter where, whose or when. I must sleep on the right side. In the trailer, in a hotel, anywhere. If not the right...no sleeping at all. Hmmm, I just had a thought, this must be why sometimes my husband tries to sleep on my side of the bed...so I have to stay awake and entertain him. He is so busted.

2. My ears have almost NO cartilage in them. This is due to the fact that as a youngster I sucked the pointer and middle finger of my left hand and played with my ears with the other hand. It is soooo true. Just grab an ear and you can smash it all up into a little ball. It's a great party trick. I will show you sometime.

3. I sit in my hot tub naked!! It makes it way less cold when you get out in the snow. No swimsuit to trap in the cold. (this only works when the children are in bed) So, don't come surprise me by looking over the fence to say hi. You will be the one grossly surprised.

4. I have vampire teeth. NO explanation necessary, just say ahhh and have a look see. Four pointy fangs in just the right spot.

5. I am a booby baby!! Big Time. I know, I know, this is not news to any of you. But nevertheless it is true. I cry at movies, commercials, survivor, bachelor, numerous books, occasionally to the radio and most every Sunday in one meeting or another. Pretty much everything can bring a tear to my eye.

6. I store tied up plastic grocery bags, empty capri sun containers, napkins and other various items in my dishwasher. Hey it's this big empty, usable space. Yes you can say it, PWT!! My sweet dear husband has still not hooked it up, to function. To give him credit...I actually don't mind washing dishes by hand, it gives me a moment alone to just gaze out the window and let the old mind wander. He would hook it up if I pestered him, I don't. However, I might start soon. Either way it is wasted space, made useful.

7. My toenails are ALWAYS painted. Winter, summer, spring or fall, it matters not. It is the one vice I have that I do not deviate from. What better way to feel good about yourself than to look down and see a bright cheerful color shining back up at you. And I think I have sexy feet. Yes, I have learned to appreciate my feet. You should too.

Now that I am done with this painful experience I will say goodnight. I am not funny or quick witted but it is all the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me god.

Oh I don't even have anyone to tag. My blog list is too small. I will tag Monica becasue I can, and Michelle because it just might make her post something. So, Monica and Michelle get writing your 7 crazy things.