Jipped

Brooklyn and I were trying to make a dinner choice the other night.
It was just her and I as the guys are on a man trip
We decided on Panda Express.
We LOVE Chinese food.
Plus you get the bonus of have a Fortune Cookie.

We both enjoyed our dinner while watching Secretariat
then decided it was time for the Fortune Cookie.
I love reading the Fortunes in these cookies.
It has always been a fun thing for me.
Once upon a time,  in High School,
 my friend Kathie and I went to the Grocery Store
and bought a WHOLE bag of them. 
We cracked every one looking for great fortunes.

So with anticipation I cracked open my Cookie
to see the great fortune awaiting me...
Nothing!!
It was empty.
I was totally jipped!
What good is the cookie with no little paper predicting your future inside?
NO good is what it is.